This is my first-grade photo.

I "borrowed" that necklace from my mom's jewelry box for my first-grade picture day.

That's real gold, and my mom was REAL pissed when the developed photos came in. 

But this photo is still on my parent's mantle, so I obviously set the bar high for my siblings.

My lesson from this was that sometimes it's best to ask for forgiveness, not permission.

Awesome inspirational line to justify my mullet: still pending.

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