Pets polarize us. Most people choose a team when it comes to cats or dogs.
BarkBox is a monthly subscription that sends you a "goodie box" full of amazing treasures for your dog.
BarkBox won't bend the knee to felines though, and they disregard the demands for a "MeowBox."
With such treachery, I took the idea of a cat keeping a diary of its "captivity," and rewrote it to show the perpetual angst they must feel of never experiencing the glory of a BarkBox.
