Issue:

Grey Poupon has marketed themselves as a condiment used by the filthy rich. But just because you aren't the 1%, doesn't mean you should be excluded from the finer tastes in life. 

Solution:

People often mindlessly post their every thought to Twitter, including their sometimes outlandish "problems.” We decided to pull those chosen tweets, and create GoFundMe accounts for these personal "dilemmas."

All the money donated through our satirical GoFundMe accounts will be given to soup kitchens to supply sandwiches.

Accomplice: Emily Ward